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-- Roberts: I have my father's voice too! And Chen didn't make his control over Oasis exclusive! (Schlock is staring at him in shock, with his jaw halfway to the floor) -- Dr. Irving Schlock: He helped us with the computer! He was /negotiating!/ Roberts: I thought without his tongue we'd be back in control! And it worked! His tongue is no more! Schlock (angrily): Same for his *head*. -- Roberts (with a crazed look): *I hated Chen! I /always/ hated Chen!* -- Schlock (skeptically): I never knew that. Why? -- Roberts: Well I didn't "hate him" hate him. I guess I'm just feeling a little bad over the whole thing. Schlock: Well, why don't you put an end to 'Override B-1' once and for all and then go to your room and think about what you've done. Roberts: Yes boss. Schlock: And quit hiding your face in the inscrutable shadows when I'm scolding you. -- Frog: Have you seen that face, Irving? I say he should *stay* to the shadows unless you want to see the fire-roasted flies I had for lunch. Schlock (happily): The *fire!* With that watch, we control Oasis! We control the fire! *This is it!!!!* === NOTE: Ref: _Roberts' 'Father'_ <http://archives.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=170901>. | Flag | ||||
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-- Roberts (off panel; over Kusari-Sasha's cell phone): And Oasis? You are under control of Dr. Irving Schlock forever. (Kusari-Sasha leans in for a closer look at a semi-conscious Torg) -- (Kusari-Sasha punches Torg again) -- (Torg loses consciousness...) -- (Kusari-Sasha walks away from the scene, carrying Chaz) -- (Kusari-Sasha stops; in her left hand, she carries Chaz; the Oasis-watch is on her right wrist) -- (Kusari-Sasha is sweating; she tenses as if ready for a fight) | Flag | ||||
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--- (Oasis's eyes flash with raw rage...) - (...focusing on the hC logo on the guard's uniform) --- Oasis (grabbing the machine gun out of the guard's hand, and knocking both the guard and Torg with him over): Override B-1 Torg: Eek! -- (Oasis hurls two of her throwing knives towards the hC interlopers) -- Hereti-Corp Guard: *KUSARI! SHE'S ATTACKING!* (One of Oasis's throwing knives lands in the heart of the hC guard next to him) Kusari (blocking the other of Oasis's knives with her Kama (Japanese war scythe)): Switch to live rounds. <Ting> -- As all hC guards now train their machine guns on Oasis: ***BUDDA-BUDDA BUDDA-BUDDA BUDDA-BUDDA BUDDA-BUDDA*** -- (Oasis dives in, knives drawn...) -- Crowd: **EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA!** (All the restaurant patrons are watching on in wide-eyed terror; in the middle sits Sasha, relatively calm in contrast...) -- <**BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-BUDDA-**> (Oasis somersaults over (or through) the machine gun fire, her knives still drawn; in the background an hC guard goes down, with two of Oasis's throwing knives (Hapkido?) in his chest and one in his head) -- Crowd (now stampeding out of the restaurant): ***EEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAA!*** -- Sparky (snottily indignant to the end): Well, I *never!* -- Sparky: *Who's in charge here... Eep!* (Kusari trips Torg, who falls in front of Sparky) -- Hereti Corp Guard (grabbing Torg): The hostages are all escaping! Kusari: Don't let Torg go, we *need* him! Cuff him to someone! -- <***CUFF!***> -- Kusari: Someone who works for *us,* you idiot! Torg and Sparky (now cuffed together): **NOOO!** -- (Kusari and Oasis square away -- Kusari with two Kamas drawn and Oasis with two daggers drawn...) -- Torg: *Hey!* After dinner mints! Sparky: Please, use a handful, rinse, and repeat as necessary. | Flag | ||||
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"Katie's Knocked Out Bedtime Stories" book: Prisoners we were until the day the Assassin with the Flat Hat freed us and blew up the Hereti-Corp building. | He was an enemy but became an ally and we have no idea why. -- "Katie's Knocked Out Bedtime Stories" book: We ran, and ran as far and as fast as we could. And now it's just you and I spending Christmas together. | And we'll live happily ever after! THE END <heart> -- Kareen (in a hoodie; reading): "And we'll live happily ever after." Young Katie (in a stocking cap): You know it's Halloween, not Christmas, right? It's just cold. -- Kareen (hugging Katie): Let's make every day Christmas, hon! Young Katie: OK! (They are both bundled up against the cold and next to Kareen a glass catches drops from a leaky ceiling/roof) -- Male hC goon (off panel; pointing a gun at Kareen's head): *She's right, it's not Christmas dammit!* -- Male hC goon: You people that keep your Christmas lights up and play the music early pisses me off! /It's not even Thanksgiving yet!/ Anywho we've been trailing you since your escape in the hopes of nabbing Oasis. We got a report that she might be nearby and we need to make sure this Christmas scam isn't to warn her off! Oasis (at the doorway): Hi, I'm the neighbor across the hall! I made you a "Welcome to the Slum" casserole! Female hC goon (checking out the refrigerator): Good timing! This fridge is empty! -- Female hC goon: That' not a casserole. It's a casserole dish full of knives. Also you're Oasis. | Whut-oh. Oasis (deadpan): Override B-1 </Pause Katie's dreaming> === NOTE: Ref: _Escape and Explosion_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20110127> | _"Trailing Them"_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20110203>. | Flag |
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